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Joke
Jan 19, 2007 6:41:26 GMT -5
Post by moosetress on Jan 19, 2007 6:41:26 GMT -5
Noah's Ark
Noah had just finished building the Great Ark.
God came to Noah and said that he wanted a second Ark. Not wishing to question the word of God and believing that there must me a reason for this he agreed and asked if it was to be like the first.
God said "I want this to be bigger than the last with many levels".
Noah asked if he should fill it with every species of living creature as before.
God said "No, just fish".
Noah, now even more confused but still respecting the mighty word of God, cautiously checked if it should be two fish of every species.
God said "No, I want it to be full of carp".
Noah, now completely baffled stared blankly at God and asked why.
God said to Noah "Well, I've always wanted a multi-storey carp ark". ;D
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